OMG you're not either! Again??!!
-to friend who be working on child #5
F*^& that! I'll crochet one!
-regarding anti-child doorknob covers costing $9.99 for two
Ooo...I might spend yarn budget on film for that...
-regarding nifty panoramic camera that hubberooni picked up free
ass in a craphat
-cuz it's fun to say!